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Luis here, I'm 18, male, and I think im finally starting to figure myself out.


Spiral Potato Chips

If you’ve been to any asian food markets, you have probably seen this snack, but the deep-fried version. I honestly don’t like eating deep fried food too much, so I thought why not make a baked version? It’s healthier without that much oil and it’s less messy to make.

If you like this snack too, why not try to make a baked version at home? It’s quite easy to make, only the cutting of the potato into a spiral shape take a little more practice.


  • 4 potatoes
  • olive oil
  • salt & pepper
  • paprika
  • 4 long skewers (or 8 short ones)


1. Thoroughly wash the potatoes, and scrub off any excess dirt. Lay a cutting board flat on a clothe to make sure it doesn’t slip. Then lay the potato on top. Push a skewer through the middle of the potato.

2. Using a very sharp knife, cut into the potato about 1cm inwards. Keep the knife at the same position and slowly rotate the potato so you’re cutting diagonally into the potato and make spiraling cuts.

3. Next, pat some salt and pepper and paprika onto the potato for seasoning. Make sure the seasoning stays on. Then carefully pull the layers of the potatoes down towards the end of the skewer.

4. Brush on some olive oil onto the potato skewers. And bake in the oven for 30 - 40 minutes at 300’C.

5. You can serve with sour cream.




I want 1D to be filmed when they’re in a “dangerous” situation

"Shit, shit, shit! Harry I told you we can’t fit your cock and two vibrators up there it just won’t work! It isn’t big enough and I don’t want to die by being stretched to death you bastard!”


So I’ve received 28 AP credits in total, from:
4 for Calc AB
4 for Calc BC
4 for Statistics
3 for English Comp
3 for English Lit
3 for Human Geo
And Bio counts for two classes for a total of 7 credits.




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I would let it sting me.

Taking a shower.
I like the way im lookin in the mirror.

Good, good.

Also: just tried to talk to my dad about college classes and he just defaults to all these lectures. Like, idk. Of course I know they’re giving me easy classes for the first semester to adjust and shit. But like, doesnt mean I dont want to jokingly complain about having to take dumb classes with my family. Like, I understand all these things perfectly. Considering you were the one who told me to schedule everything in the morning, the fact that im mildly annoyed at having evening classes is not an opening for you to give me lectures about how I can use the time in between the 8 am and the 4 pm class to study and whatnot. Like, yeah, duh. I know. But I’d still rather have classes in the morning. It’s not that big a deal but I should be able to complain still. I just got my schedule a few hours ago.
I can skip the lectures that havent changed in years.

So I promised myself I would fight through the pain and make it to 5 miles at least. I almost didnt. But I fought through the pain and made it to 10.16 miles in total.
My legs were blasted. They were so sore from yesterday and hurt in the crash so I was just in a world of pain. And those bike seats ain’t exactly comfy. Lol. But all the pain worked well for me. I hit one mile at an avg of 15 mph. And the overall avg was 12.8 which is 0.1 faster than yesterday. And I had a really slow first mile today as I busted through the soreness. So yeah. Im proud of myself and the fact that I pushed through and did my ten miles. So ha. 376 calories out the window or so. And yeah. Im feelin good. In a ton of pain, but good.

Im going to try to bike on semi broken legs lol
Nothin crazy. Just not gonna sit on my ass


This couldn’t be more true. 




Nicholas Lord, a Navy sailor since 2008 currently on active duty, is under investigation after threatening to rape a young woman who is a Navy recruit.

The young woman posted a photo of herself on Facebook, captioning it to say she’s proud of how she’s working hard to get in shape for the Navy, and she’s excited to be leaving soon. The photo was shared on the page for her Delayed Entry Program for her fellow Navy recruits.

Nicholas Lord, who is not a current recruit and who has been serving in the Navy since 2008, then commented:

You’ll end up pregnant real soon you fucking wh***. If I could and I knew you, I’d hold you down and rape you.

The next day, Lord gloated about his threat on his Facebook page, updating his status to say he’d been “trolling feminist pages.” In case it needs to be said, the Facebook page for a Navy program is not a “feminist page.” It’s a Navy recruiting page. (x) (x)

I don’t know what the Navy’s punishment system is like, but I hope he gets the worst possible. I hope they investigate his past history in the military, too. If he’s bold enough to outright threaten female recruits, under his own name, on public, Navy-run social media, I seriously doubt he hasn’t harassed and threatened female sailors. He may even have raped them.

Especially given the military’s problem with letting men get away with harassment and rape, they need to severely punish him.

Send it viral, and he will see ramifications.

If you only reblog one thing today I hope it’s this.

nicholas lord




So, I cosplayed as Orochimaru, my friend was Tsunade, my other friend was Jiraiya, and my other friend was Agent Coulson.

We decided to stop at Meijer for some goodies, and were roaming the produce section when I heard the words ‘sannin’. I looked over, and this guy was geeking out to his coworkers, who had no idea what he was so excited about.

"You don’t understand! You don’t understand! It’s the three sannin! It’s all of them! Here! You don’t understand how awesome this is! I can’t believe it! It’s the three sanin! You don’t understand!" Were some of the things he kept saying.

I grinned and went over there, and he was so happy, and I asked a friend to take a picture of me next to him, and then he had a friend take his picture with all of us.

Now look at his face. THAT FACE. He was so happy. That is the face of ultimate happiness right there, and it made my day.


You know not
of the hell from
which I came.

Do not attempt
to define the
recovery that
I walk toward.


Who even has money for college though?

Lol this was me freaking out cause I read my bill wrong.
I was about to drop out and go to community college. Lol. Yayyy






Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.



And he does feel happy, though. He can be happy. He just doesn’t show it as much as the others do.
There was a whole episode about that - Piglet sees him sitting on a hilltop and thinks he’s sadder than usual, and does all he can to cheer him up. Nothing works and the next day he’s back on the hill, and Piglet apologizes because he thinks in trying to help, he just made him sad again and ”I don’t come here when I’m sad. I come up here because I’m happy.”

There’s just something about that…


listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.